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Let's go... Nik Hitchcock
• Founder
• Writer
• Business Development Director
Ya Bastard! Nathaniel Perlewitz
• Graphic Design
• Senior Designer
• Production Director
Praise Rael Jake Freiburger
• Writer
• Editor
• Traffic Cordinator
• Former Student Body President
Obviously!! Matt Lichti
• Writer
• Editor
• Senior Accountant
• Director of Administration
Call me Veis - I'm Evil Katie Leick
• Editor
Brad Willenbring
• Photographer
Let's give a clap for this site Matt Connolly
• Publicist
Estoy Bien... Damnit! Dan Gonzalez
• Photographer
• Fast Food Correspondant

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